TOPIC: Funny chats and funny momments

######## [15:14:49] <%ttd-srv5> Krispdem (Purple): Can you look at my network over he [15:14:50] <%ttd-srv5> Krispdem (Purple): Left mid of map [15:14:57] <%ttd-srv5> Krispdem (Purple): Sadtown [15:15:13] <%ttd-srv5> Krispdem (Purple): -.- [15:15:13] <%ttd-srv5> Krispdem (Purple): Wow [15:15:13] <%ttd-srv5> Krispdem (Purple): The name shows my emotions ######## [16:40:30] <%ttd-srv10> Gelidis (Orange): FAIL:d [16:40:30] <%ttd-srv10> Gelidis (Orange): ops [16:40:30] <%ttd-srv10> Gelidis (Orange): caps lock [16:40:49] <%ttd-srv10> Gelidis (Orange): fail :D [16:40:49] <%ttd-srv10> Gelidis (Orange): red took my town:( [16:41:17] <%ttd-srv10> Sander Buruma (Pink): every time you win its like when pigs fly, it just isn't meant to happen ######## [02:07:02] <%ttd-srv7> Cap'n Crunch (Orange): lol that train is slow even on single player with fast forward xD [02:10:07] <%ttd-srv7> Cap'n Crunch (Orange): well... it's going to arrive in august 1945 xD [02:10:19] <%ttd-srv7> ST2 (Green): lol :D [02:10:31] <%ttd-srv7> Cap'n Crunch (Orange): and... 6400$ for the coal xD [02:10:34] <%ttd-srv7> MR. CACTUS (Pink): ROLF [02:10:47] <%ttd-srv7> Terrible (Red): what about on the way back? [02:11:04] <%ttd-srv7> Cap'n Crunch (Orange): didn't try how long will it take to get back [02:11:12] <%ttd-srv7> MR. CACTUS (Pink): it will be upgreaded to Chimera by that time [02:11:20] <%ttd-srv7> Cap'n Crunch (Orange): lol yeah xD ######## [05:41:05] <%ttd-srv7> Krispdem (Light Blue): I HAVE NO PASSENGERS BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN [05:41:16] <%ttd-srv7> Terrible (Blue): me? I didn't do that [05:41:40] <%ttd-srv7> Krispdem (Light Blue): I've got a pencil and IM NOT AFRAID TO SNAP IT! ######## [22:57:10] <%ttd-srv3> New Folder(5) (Red): red is always the most dangerous player ######## [16:53:42] <%ttd-srv3> Always22 (Spectator): remove please 3 fountains in Sudhattan :/ [16:53:56] <%ttd-srv3> Al3xCNCNZ (Light Blue): noooo [16:54:04] <%ttd-srv3> Al3xCNCNZ (Light Blue): they're the main attraction in Sudhattan :D [16:54:17] <%ttd-srv3> Always22 (Spectator): i am a little aquafobic :( ######## [12:06:51] <%ttd-srvcb01> day (Green): samu: use trains! [12:07:02] <%ttd-srvcb01> Samu (Red): eh... trains are evil ######## [22:26:47] <%ttd-srv10> Saber (Spectator): so who needs assistancE? [22:26:55] <%ttd-srv10> Saber (Spectator): im drunk but i still function 60% [22:26:58] <%ttd-srv10> Saber (Spectator): :> ######## [22:31:03] <%ttd-srv10> Vasya (Orange): ST2: why u mad, bro? [22:31:09] <%ttd-srv10> Saber (Spectator): hes a girl [22:31:10] <%ttd-srv10> ST2 (Spectator): not mad :P [22:31:17] <%ttd-srv10> Saber (Spectator): "hes a girl" [22:31:19] <%ttd-srv10> Saber (Spectator): dat logic ######## [17:33:28] <%ttd-srv6> BlechaCZE (Blue): btw do you know why i cant change my currency to euro? its greyed out:) [17:35:53] <%ttd-srv6> Grand Gorfou (Purple): euro does not exist 1977 [17:36:27] <%ttd-srv6> BlechaCZE (Blue): allright i thought that:-D ######## [22:12:51] <ttd-srv13> Player (Spectator): who wants help? [22:13:39] <ttd-srv13> Player (Spectator): noone? [22:14:18] <ttd-srv13> Player (Spectator): i dont smell bad^^ [22:14:25] <ttd-srv13> Player (Spectator): today..... ######## [23:34:29] <%ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): nice round [23:35:08] <%ttd-srv10> Papa Smurf (Blue): gee... i'm burning through money faster than my exwife xD ######## [23:36:14] <%ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): i like it that Fred feels himself mucht better than the Citizens of Grindinghall, by placing his HQ on a hill :D [23:36:26] <%ttd-srv10> HSquishy (Spectator): lol [23:36:50] <%ttd-srv10> Fred_BR (Dark Blue): i have a nice view from that [23:36:53] <%ttd-srv10> Papa Smurf (Blue): he's the king of the... small hill [23:36:54] <%ttd-srv10> Papa Smurf (Blue): xD ######## [16:01:42] <%ttd-srv5> ku3mi41 (Red): God of Machines, I call you! Give power to my trains! So that I can win more quickly ^_^ Ot I'll turn gray while I wait then it ending... ######## [2013-05-22 04:42:02] <NFIE60LFR> I'm BCPublicTransitFan btw [2013-05-22 04:42:25] <kadarversion2> I can't read canadian, do you have a translation? [2013-05-22 04:42:34] <NFIE60LFR> no. [2013-05-22 04:42:37] <@Big_D> eh? [2013-05-22 04:42:43] <NFIE60LFR> eh? [2013-05-22 04:42:47] <kadarversion2> see there it is! [2013-05-22 04:42:52] <kadarversion2> canada eh? [2013-05-22 04:42:55] <NFIE60LFR> huh? [2013-05-22 04:43:07] <@Big_D> you know how when people type in russian in ttd, it comes out as ????? ??? ????? [2013-05-22 04:43:13] <kadarversion2> yeah [2013-05-22 04:43:15] <NFIE60LFR> yea [2013-05-22 04:43:21] <@Big_D> when people type in canadian in ttd, it comes out as eh? eh? eh? eh? ######## [17:46:08] <%ttd-srv12> HTC (Mauve): what city central? LOOOL [17:46:21] <%ttd-srv12> DaserTheGamer (Yellow): near the name [17:46:31] <%ttd-srv12> HTC (Mauve): There is a soccer field [17:46:49] <%ttd-srv12> DaserTheGamer (Yellow): where's your town? [17:46:58] <%ttd-srv12> HTC (Mauve): Most top, north east [17:47:18] <%ttd-srv12> Cossack (Blue): Wrongfinghill Albion FC [17:47:19] <%ttd-srv12> DaserTheGamer (Yellow): wrongfield? [17:47:24] <%ttd-srv12> HTC (Mauve): It's terrible position [17:47:29] <%ttd-srv12> HTC (Mauve): Its name is even "wrong" [17:47:56] <%ttd-srv12> DaserTheGamer (Yellow): it's ne yellow house ######## [22:26:19] <%ttd-srv10> Chizzle (Pink): skyler i'd sort your stations out if i were you [22:26:28] <%ttd-srv10> Chizzle (Pink): cocogne doesn't take prisoners ;) ######## [19:48:36] <%ttd-srv6> Jewish (Red): cars do not make money ?,./??'[]?=?0123,.;',/.';][=?\$?1231234?4?7890?./';$=?098775 [19:50:19] <%ttd-srv6> espen (Pink): lock at the bright side red.. in ttd you have birthday 4times an hour ######## [01:21:11] * %ttd-srv13 * !! CcC (3/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 184: train collision at 0x2A4B9). [01:21:12] * %ttd-srv13 * !! CcC (3/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 223: train collision at 0x2A2B9). [01:21:26] <%ttd-srv13> Darkecokid (Green): oh nooo [01:22:19] <%ttd-srv13> Veluz (White): are you holding a funeral for the 9 that die? [01:23:05] <%ttd-srv13> Darkecokid (Green): well its their fault for trusting a company called Dat Crazy Weed Company [01:23:20] <%ttd-srv13> Veluz (White): ture. very true ######## words of wisdom ####### [18:50:59] <kadarversion2> Soooo many hot girls in almost no clothing [18:53:06] <~cxc> lucky you :P [18:53:29] <kadarversion2> Whoever invented short shorts and tube tops should be a god [18:54:18] <kadarversion2> Whoever made them in xxl size should be shot ######## [14:15:27] <%ttd-srv10> Slick Somebody (Dark Green): !players [14:15:48] <%ttd-srv10> Slick Somebody (Dark Green): wow, its like the united nations here

######## [22:25:14] <+ttd-srv17> Nunoko (Light Blue): how the heck does a train stop instantly at 650 km/h for a sign? [22:26:26] <~ST2> 17say Nunoko, it's maglev technology :D [22:26:37] <~ST2> 17say on a game :D [22:26:41] <+ttd-srv17> Nunoko (Light Blue): Turning oil into milkshakes ######## [00:09:06] <%ttd-srv13> biz0n (Spectator): ok. lets go [00:09:14] * %ttd-srv13 * # biz0n (#649/90.*.*.*/CZ) has started company 7 () [00:09:14] <%ttd-srv13> Heracles (Red): !invite biz0n [00:09:19] <%ttd-srv13> Heracles (Red): :P [00:09:41] <%ttd-srv13> Heracles (Red): come to the dark side :D i have cookies :P ######## [03:52:36] <%ttd-srv14> Drummer17198 (Dark Blue): FINALLY [03:52:39] <%ttd-srv14> Drummer17198 (Dark Blue): DOONNNEEEE [03:52:44] <%ttd-srv14> Drummer17198 (Dark Blue): god this was a horrid game [03:52:55] <%ttd-srv14> Drummer17198 (Dark Blue): i suck at desert [03:53:04] <%ttd-srv14> Drummer17198 (Dark Blue): and i talk to myself often ######## [14:09:34] <%ttd-srv17> ***cas.cades*** (Purple): 30 bil wihtout land at oil??? [14:09:37] <%ttd-srv17> ***cas.cades*** (Purple): pfff [14:09:44] <%ttd-srv17> superMclone(Norway) (White): yea pfffffffttttttt [14:09:49] <%ttd-srv17> superMclone(Norway) (White): I don't get it [14:10:06] <%ttd-srv17> Nunoko (Blue): it just takes a bit longer [14:10:16] <%ttd-srv17> ***cas.cades*** (Purple): its like a party without alcohol!!! ######## [18:04:24] <%ttd-srv17> Nunoko (Orange): if you leave a train with 240 passengers for 2 years, did you technically kidnap them? [18:04:34] <%ttd-srv17> Peeka (Pink): lol [18:04:44] <%ttd-srv17> Peeka (Pink): what a question :p ######## [22:25:03] <%ttd-srv12> M3nd3z-Sama (Purple): I saw 2001 even before it was 2001 [22:25:33] <%ttd-srv12> Dookie (Spectator): haha [22:25:51] <%ttd-srv12> Dookie (Spectator): i saw 2012 after 2012 [22:26:04] <%ttd-srv12> M3nd3z-Sama (Purple): That's badass bro [22:26:29] <%ttd-srv12> Dookie (Spectator): yeah, i'm the toughest kid in school yay \o/ ######## [00:11:26] <%ttd-srv10> Nunoko (Orange): maybe make a poll on the website, asking if people want to have toyland on K1 [00:11:27] <%ttd-srv10> Nunoko (Orange): ;D [00:11:53] <%ttd-srv10> HSquishy (Spectator): crack on :) [00:11:58] <%ttd-srv10> HSquishy (Spectator): ill vote GGF :) [00:12:21] <%ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Blue): toyland is i think what you see in normal life when you take LSD [00:12:32] <%ttd-srv10> HSquishy (Spectator): lolol ######## [16:46:29] <~HSquishy|off> 17ban 78.*.*.* Squishy is now banned from this server !!!!!!!!! [16:46:30] <%ttd-srv17> OK, banning 78.*.*.*. [16:46:30] <%ttd-srv17> Admin HSquishy|off (Account 'HSquishy') has banned player 78.*.*.* for the reason: Squishy is now banned from this server !!!!!!!!! ... [16:46:39] <~HSquishy|off> hahahaha [16:46:47] <~ST2> lol [16:46:49] <~ST2> :D [16:47:03] <~HSquishy|off> atleast it wont die now :) [16:47:18] <~HSquishy|off> ill send in cossack or cx lol [16:47:19] <~ST2> less chances of it happen ;) [16:47:25] <~HSquishy|off> yup ######## [16:59:06] * %ttd-srv12 * <--- Hizumoveci (#59/189.*.*.*/14 (Blue)/BR) has left the game (general timeout) [16:59:16] <%ttd-srv12> Tyrone (Spectator): !name general timeout [16:59:16] * %ttd-srv12 * <x> Tyrone (#61/255 (Spectator)/CZ) has changed his/her name to general timeout [16:59:21] <%ttd-srv12> general timeout (Spectator): 1:0 for me \o/ ######## [17:25:27] <%ttd-srv12> JAMMIExDODGER (White): how do u clamb land [17:25:34] <%ttd-srv12> naomi (Orange): Build HQ [17:25:38] <%ttd-srv12> JAMMIExDODGER (White): clame [17:25:54] <%ttd-srv12> Waggleton P. Tallylicker (Spectator): just invade it, say that you're doing it in the name of democracy and it's yours [17:26:01] <%ttd-srv12> naomi (Orange): haha ######## [11:01:30] <%ttd-srv13> Player (Spectator): !login LADY [11:01:31] * %ttd-srv13 * <x> Player (#3422/255 (Spectator)/DE) has changed his/her name to NetzMoto [11:01:38] <%ttd-srv13> Unregistered226252 (Spectator): nice login :D ######## [23:22:03] <%ttd-srv15> T.Çak?rgil (Red): where can i find the list of command starting with "!" [23:22:22] <%ttd-srv15> Berbalove (Blue): !IHAVENOIDEA ######## [00:20:25] <%ttd-srv13> Narrcat (Yellow): reds town is crazy [00:20:32] <%ttd-srv13> Izebazefay (Mauve): hurts the eyes [00:20:39] <%ttd-srv13> Narrcat (Yellow): it really does [00:20:48] <%ttd-srv13> Ebacoop (Red): no crazy things [00:20:50] <%ttd-srv13> Dolapehuje (Brown): but its efficient [00:21:12] <%ttd-srv13> Narrcat (Yellow): crazy as in crazy good [00:21:53] <%ttd-srv13> Ebacoop (Red): like mars chocholate ugly but good [00:21:59] <%ttd-srv13> Narrcat (Yellow): haha ######## [17:12:12] <%ttd-srv6> timbooo (Orange): fucking idiot drunk train drivers [17:12:20] <%ttd-srv6> MaximUA (Blue): lol [17:12:30] <%ttd-srv6> MaximUA (Blue): maybe company manager? [17:12:38] <%ttd-srv6> timbooo (Orange): hes a drunk idiot too thats true ######## [19:57:19] <%ttd-srv12> TJ (Dark Green): Town Authority :I Why? Don't like me? Plant trees everywehre [19:57:48] <%ttd-srv12> Czechxan (Brown): maybe the townspeople have pollen allergies? [19:58:12] <%ttd-srv12> TJ (Dark Green): Maybe, good way to force the authorities to let me build bus stations! [19:58:20] <%ttd-srv12> Czechxan (Brown): lol ######## [02:29:35] <ttd-srv12A> Jowesuron (Purple): How do you found an HQ? [02:30:17] <ttd-srv12A> GoliZeka (Orange): Click on that ugly face in upper menu, and then click Build HQ ######## [00:40:58] <%ttd-srv12> [AFK] Miflin (Mauve): God, I am going to make the most immense and dwarfing metropolis. [00:41:21] <%ttd-srv12> [AFK] Miflin (Mauve): Great Grehill will be written in the history books of TTD. Game Devs will just marvel at the genius planning and ingenuity. ######## [04:35:54] * %ttd-srv10 * !! Player #2 Transport (2/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 101: train collision at 0x8E6A1). [04:35:54] * %ttd-srv10 * !! Player #2 Transport (2/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 172: train collision at 0x8E69F). [04:36:04] <%ttd-srv10> Reckohut (Blue): a we [04:36:19] <%ttd-srv10> Efimesh (Red): aouch... vayaaaa.. parece que tendras que habrir un hospital por aqui... [04:36:27] <%ttd-srv10> Reckohut (Blue): ajaja ######## [03:46:33] <%ttd-srv10> Efimesh (Red): otra vez por favor, no lei [03:46:51] <%ttd-srv10> Reckohut (Blue): si nos unimos despues? [03:47:03] <%ttd-srv10> Efimesh (Red): bueno, eso.... ya estoy casado... :) [03:47:11] <%ttd-srv10> Reckohut (Blue): ?? [03:47:13] <%ttd-srv10> Reckohut (Blue): we ######## [01:35:40] <%ttd-srv12> Russian Bear (Red): are boats supposed to fly over land? [01:35:47] <%ttd-srv12> Russian Bear (Red): my boat is like [01:35:51] <%ttd-srv12> Russian Bear (Red): oh wait nevermind [01:35:53] <%ttd-srv12> Russian Bear (Red): just lag ######## [17:06:07] <ttd-srv7> Oceanliner (Green): breakdowns? [17:06:24] <ttd-srv7> Dajohefilo (Red): meaning ? [17:06:36] <ttd-srv7> Oceanliner (Green): engine failures? [17:06:41] <ttd-srv7> Dajohefilo (Red): mine now [17:06:44] <ttd-srv7> Dajohefilo (Red): xD [17:08:50] <ttd-srv7> Oceanliner (Green): I had a mental breakdown though... built my first station one tile to short and had no money to change it once i realised ######## [00:20:57] <+ttd-srv15A> KaiMoo (Pink): DEBT FREE WOOT WOOT MOTHERFATHER GENTLEMEN! ~~~And we didn't even need to resort to prostitution ######## [11:31:22] <+ttd-srv12A> Tiezibeyem (Dark Blue): my people wont write letters! [11:31:31] <+ttd-srv12A> Tiezibeyem (Dark Blue): wtf [11:31:47] <+ttd-srv12A> wwoutt (Pink): i hate mail to [11:31:57] <+ttd-srv12A> wwoutt (Pink): mail delifery sucks [11:32:43] <+ttd-srv12A> Tiezibeyem (Dark Blue): need writ it self and send) [11:32:56] <+ttd-srv12A> wwoutt (Pink): i think so ######## [06:03:24] * +ttd-srv15A * !! Schizmo Transport (1/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 871: train collision at 0xCE51). [06:03:27] * +ttd-srv15A * !! Schizmo Transport (1/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 899: train collision at 0xCE50). [06:03:44] <+ttd-srv15A> Schizmo (Blue): well that is an easy way to get rid of two trains I planned on selling...oops. ######## [22:35:04] <+ttd-srv4> Buddah is my Spliff (Pink): okay ill cooperate [22:35:16] <+ttd-srv4> Buddah is my Spliff (Pink): sowwy [22:35:19] <+ttd-srv4> Loki Is My Crack Dealer (Pink): I apologize for out retarded comrade [22:35:24] <+ttd-srv4> Loki Is My Crack Dealer (Pink): our* [22:35:26] <+ttd-srv4> ST2 (Spectator): thank you very much :) [22:35:36] <+ttd-srv4> Buddah is my Spliff (Pink): your welcome [22:35:45] <+ttd-srv4> GlyconIsMyHeroine (Pink): I appologise for my illiterate comrade who can't spell 'our' [22:36:02] <+ttd-srv4> GlyconIsMyHeroine (Pink): Damn ######## [22:06:44] * +ttd-srv12 * !! Stefan is Great (#229/10 (Pale Green)/GB) has placed a sign: "Buy more Goods Trucks" - at 267x615 (0x99D0B) [22:07:02] * +ttd-srv12 * !! Stefan is Great (#229/10 (Pale Green)/GB) has placed a sign: "NEED MORE MAIL" - at 253x676 (0xA90FD) [22:07:04] * +ttd-srv4 * X Unnamed (2/Red) has been closed (Auto-cleaned, 1 month without vehicles) [22:07:19] * +ttd-srv12 * !! Stefan is Great (#229/10 (Pale Green)/GB) has placed a sign: "I'm a Sign" - at 238x667 (0xA6CEE) ######## [01:31:50] <+ttd-srv12> Wladimir Putin (Spectator): im gona get married [01:31:54] <+ttd-srv12> Wladimir Putin (Spectator): but i wont [01:32:01] <+ttd-srv12> Wladimir Putin (Spectator): she is bad [01:32:04] <+ttd-srv12> Wladimir Putin (Spectator): and ugly [01:32:29] <+ttd-srv12> Wladimir Putin (Spectator): and because of that im drinking and play ttd ######## [02:09:34] <+ttd-srv10> Player 1 (Purple): i dislike trees [02:10:36] <+ttd-srv10> espen (Green): yep, a tree attacked the front of my car once , it was mean :P ######## [13:05] <+ttd-srv3> Kathy (Spectator): !limits [13:05] <+ttd-srv3> DN van Heereveld (Blue): my love knows no limits darling

######## [18:17:02] <djura-san> so how do you actually use sawmills? I just place them after founding and then what? [18:17:14] <djura-san> I see no forest around it [18:17:16] <djura-san> :\ž [18:18:07] <@planetmaker> click one. See what it wants [18:18:12] <@planetmaker> Usually that will be wood [18:18:20] <@planetmaker> Thus: Deliver wood ######## [10:57:34] <+OTTD-4> Nihilivin (Dark Blue): Kill meeee let me win I have to prepare a romantic dinner for my girlfriend and I really can't give up that fucking gaaaaaaaaaaaame [10:58:07] <+OTTD-4> Nihilivin (Dark Blue): If an admin is here, please, BAN ME! [10:58:13] <+OTTD-4> Grunkel (Blue): lol [10:58:38] <+OTTD-4> Nihilivin (Dark Blue): She gonna kill me -.-