TOPIC: Funny chats and funny momments

[23:33] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): but i didn thought dirk would know them [23:33] <+ttd-srv10> dirk (Blue): thaaanks [23:33] <+Chizzle> 10say I wish I didn't know them :( [23:33] <+ttd-srv10> dirk (Blue): I do know Boris Johnson [23:33] <@vGelder> 10say I think Boris Johnson is better known Than Nigella Lawson [23:33] <@vGelder> 10say but that might just be me [23:33] <+ttd-srv10> dirk (Blue): never heard of that one yea [23:34] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): i think nigella is more famous [23:34] <@vGelder> 10say I seriously doubt that, who the hell is Nigella? [23:34] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): because people like food, not politics [23:34] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): and she´s quite lovely for her age [23:34] <@vGelder> 10say yeah, but the entire world knows Johnson, because of the Olympics and because of Top Gear :P [23:34] <+ttd-srv10> dirk (Blue): my mother is quite lovely for her age as well, makes delicious food... no one knows her tho [23:34] <@vGelder> 10say LOL [23:35] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): and the night he cycled by and saved a women from some violent teenagers [23:35] <+ttd-srv10> Coetzee (Purple): lol dirk

######## [06:08:53] <+ttd-srv1> WOOFERZ (Blue): this game usually lasts 3-4 hours. [06:09:12] <+ttd-srv1> CoreComplexion (Pale Green): AH [06:09:15] <+ttd-srv1> CoreComplexion (Pale Green): *Ah [06:09:28] <+ttd-srv1> CoreComplexion (Pale Green): (didnt mean to sound so shocked) ######## [23:19:21] <+ttd-srv4> tomate (Spectator): Brain (Spectator), please type ENTER to answer the chat and speak with me. Thanks ! [23:19:32] <+ttd-srv4> Brain (Spectator): ENTER ######## [23:29:16] <+ttd-srv15> AxolotlBL (Spectator): yellow I recommend you use no road-to-train crossings at all because those will result in wrecks [23:29:31] <+ttd-srv15> Quaky (Orange): :) [23:29:38] <+ttd-srv15> Quaky (Orange): I love risks [23:29:43] <+ttd-srv15> AxolotlBL (Spectator): :P ######## [00:13:48] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): now I ask where to prolong it)) [00:14:02] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): what station [00:14:02] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Blue): kk [00:14:08] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): :D [00:14:50] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Blue): don't know where to go whit this goods? [00:15:19] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): don\t know what is kk [00:15:21] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Blue): to the textil factory :) [00:15:31] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Blue): okay = kk [00:15:41] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Blue): kk) ######## OH! The irony :S [20:11:04] * +ttd-srv17 * !! i like trains Transport (5/Yellow) had a crash (vehicle ID 1636: train collision at 0x6694C). [20:11:06] * +ttd-srv17 * !! i like trains Transport (5/Yellow) had a crash (vehicle ID 5197: train collision at 0x6694C). ######## [21:31:39] <+ttd-srv10> BlackyJack(CZ) (Spectator): somebody ask how? :-) [21:31:41] <+ttd-srv10> Player (Spectator): yeah [21:31:43] <+ttd-srv10> Player (Spectator): me [21:31:45] <+ttd-srv10> Player (Spectator): lo [21:31:47] <+ttd-srv10> Player (Spectator): lol* [21:31:48] * +ttd-srv10 * <--- Player (#31/IP/255 (Spectator)/US) has left the game (kicked by server) [21:31:57] * +ttd-srv10 * ---> Player (#35/IP/US) has joined the game [21:31:58] * +ttd-srv10 * # Player (#35/IP/US) has started company 1 () [21:32:00] * +ttd-srv10 * <x> Player (#35/1 (Pink)/US) has changed his/her name to Kekagizif [21:32:07] <+ttd-srv10> Kekagizif (Pink): who knew you got kicked for spelling errors XD [21:33:07] <+ttd-srv10> BlackyJack(CZ) (Spectator): you have been kicked? [21:33:09] <+ttd-srv10> BlackyJack(CZ) (Spectator): :-) [21:33:14] <+ttd-srv10> Kekagizif (Green): yeah i was typing too fast ######## [00:51:48] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Red): ST2 what do you think is the major key of city choice [00:52:06] <@ttd-srv99> SMoke (Red): or what will be in this tourney [00:52:15] <@ST2> no idea :( [00:52:24] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Red): so do I [00:52:44] <@ST2> maybe some flat space around... and big cities in a distance that gives you many cash delivering pax to the town [00:53:00] <@ST2> too much close don't give many cash [00:53:10] <@ST2> and money will be very important [00:53:10] <@ttd-srv99> DNK (Red): yeap [00:53:33] <@ttd-srv99> vinnie264 (Pink): cause I can't go to the strip club without money :D [00:53:36] <@ttd-srv99> vinnie264 (Pink): just kiddin ######## [23:07:31] <+ttd-srv5> dinandj (Red): i quit [23:07:46] <+ttd-srv5> Commodore (White): good for you [23:07:55] <+ttd-srv5> dinandj (Red): can have my comp [23:08:00] * +ttd-srv5 * <--- dinandj (#13/IP/3 (Red)/NL) has left the game (leaving) [23:08:15] <+ttd-srv5> Commodore (White): darn, thought he meant computer ######## [01:33:59] <+ttd-srv9> ...*... (Spectator): only one city is in the green [01:34:03] <+ttd-srv9> ...*... (Spectator): no jackpot [01:34:10] <+ttd-srv9> ...*... (Spectator): !voterestart [01:34:12] * +ttd-srv9 * ?? ...*... (#8/255 (Spectator)/DE) has started a vote to restart the game with a new map. [01:34:15] * +ttd-srv9 * ?? Vote by ...*... (#8/255 (Spectator)/DE) was accepted. [01:34:20] * +ttd-srv9 * ----- The game has been (re)started ----- [01:34:26] * +ttd-srv9 * ---> ...*... (#9/IP/DE) has joined the game [01:34:27] * +ttd-srv9 * >> ...*... (#9/IP/DE) has joined spectators [01:35:13] <+ttd-srv9> ...*... (Spectator): u know chatroulette??? now we have ...maproulette !! :))))

######## [21:12:13] * +ttd-srv12A * *** GOAL REACHED! Diablo Transport (7/Dark Green) (Diablo) has won this game!!! ... [21:12:29] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Spectator): yeah, go to hell Diablo =D [21:12:33] <+ttd-srv12A> mlg_faze_m8 (Spectator): heil diablo [21:12:35] <+ttd-srv12A> Diablo (Dark Green): i am in the hell:)) [21:12:38] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Spectator): there where i came from [21:12:39] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Spectator): there's internet in hell? that's awsome ######## [23:56:10] <~ST2> 12asay PaddoBoy, hide your candies... fOur2O will take them on 1st chance :P [23:56:38] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): awwww [23:56:49] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): did you have to tell him that? [23:56:52] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): =/ [23:57:07] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): now no easy candy for me =/ [23:57:50] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): I swear I only wanted to check flavors! [23:57:53] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): I would put em away [23:58:46] <+ttd-srv12A> PaddoBoy (Red): i know a good dentist... all that candy must be bad for you ;) [23:59:08] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Green): yeah, candy and amphetamine is bad for teeth ######## [02:55:04] * +ttd-srv12A * !! navaz Transport (5/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 390: train collision at 0xA70E7). [02:55:07] * +ttd-srv12A * !! navaz Transport (5/Blue) had a crash (vehicle ID 313: train collision at 0xA68E6). [02:55:27] <+ttd-srv12A> catattack (Pink): wow [02:55:31] <+ttd-srv12A> catattack (Pink): !cv [02:57:50] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Blue): a great tradegy occured on our town station [02:58:01] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Blue): yes [02:58:03] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Blue): a drunk train driver killed 200 people [02:58:13] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Blue): we would like to ask you all for a minute of silence [02:58:23] <+ttd-srv12A> catattack (Pink): oh the humanity [02:58:29] <+ttd-srv12A> DNK (Green): :D [02:58:33] <+ttd-srv12A> fOur2O (Blue): no !cvs, !goals, !scores and whatnot [02:58:34] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Blue): we are sorry for any family members lost by your cities inhabitants [02:58:48] <+ttd-srv12A> catattack (Pink): !cv [02:59:06] <+ttd-srv12A> navaz (Blue): but fuck em, this is capitalism! the mail was more valuable! ######## [18:34:42] <Eddi|zuHause> @seen experts [18:34:43] <@DorpsGek> Eddi|zuHause: I have not seen experts. [18:34:53] <TrueBrain> @seen dickheads [18:34:53] <@DorpsGek> TrueBrain: I have not seen dickheads. [18:34:55] <TrueBrain> well, I see plenty ######## [10:17:00] <+ttd-srv12> Unregistered359980 (Yellow): come on yellow ffs.. [10:17:04] <+ttd-srv12> Unregistered359980 (Yellow): why r u this slow [10:18:26] <+ttd-srv12> fOur20 (Grey): I don't think he's playin [10:18:32] <+ttd-srv12> catattack (Purple): you can't rush art ######## [16:49:55] <+ttd-srv13A> Harrycompany (Green): competition is allowed [16:50:28] <+ttd-srv13A> Mads (Pink): very low [16:50:52] <+ttd-srv13A> Harrycompany (Green): dont whine, it makes me feel guilty ######## [14:34:18] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): ah [14:34:21] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): give me money [14:34:27] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): I cannot play w\o money [14:34:28] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): :) [14:34:32] <@ttd-srv99> stapl (Orange): I have a wife ######## [12:44:39] *** ChanServ sets channel #btpro-chat mode +o Wolfe [13:00:17] <Falco> whoo let the dogs out Wolfe Wolfe Wolfe ! ######## [22:33:36] <+ttd-srv30> DNK (Spectator): all that humor from foreign language, sometimes dont know to laugh or to cry? [22:33:42] <+ttd-srv30> DNK (Spectator): :) [22:34:14] <+ttd-srv30> ST2 (Spectator): you must laugh... tears are no good to drink :P [22:34:35] <+ttd-srv30> Miona (Pink): And what if you cry from laughing? [22:34:38] <+ttd-srv30> Miona (Pink): :-D [22:35:20] <+ttd-srv30> ST2 (Spectator): then pick Tequilla, since tears are salty ^^ [22:35:41] <+ttd-srv30> B.B.R (Spectator): and you can suck the lemons that life gave you afterwards :D [22:35:46] <+ttd-srv30> Miona (Pink): mmm :-D ######## [00:59:56] <+ttd-srv12A> timmeh (Green): damn mail... [01:00:05] <+ttd-srv12A> CJ's Transport (Pink): yeah, difficult one [01:00:35] <+ttd-srv12A> timmeh (Green): they have internet and whatsapp :-p